Funny Text Messages to Send a Guy

Catch his attention with playful, flirty messages that keep things interesting. These texts are perfect for sparking chemistry and keeping the fun alive.

Playful Flirty Messages

I was going to send you something cute, but then I remembered you’re already the cutest thing I know.

Just thinking about you and smiling like an idiot. Thought you should know you do that to me.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your messages, everyone else disappears.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. Just saying.

Warning: texting you may cause excessive smiling, daydreaming, and losing track of time.

Cute Texts to Get His Attention

Random thought: you have a really great smile. Okay, not random. I think about it a lot.

My phone battery isn’t the only thing you’ve been charging. You also charge up my mood.

I’m trying to be cool and aloof, but honestly, I just really wanted to talk to you. So hi!

Plot twist: I was having a normal day until you crossed my mind. Now I can’t stop smiling.

They say don’t text first, but rules are boring and I wanted to say hey. So… hey!

Funny Flirty Texts

I’m not saying you’re the reason I check my phone constantly, but you’re definitely the reason.

My friends are tired of hearing about you. Just thought you should know you’re famous.

I have a confession: I practiced what I was going to say before texting you. I’m still nervous.

Quick question: how do you manage to be so cute? Is there a class? I need to know your secrets.

I was going to play it cool, but let’s be honest – you already know I like you.

Bold Flirty Messages

I don’t know what’s happening between us, but I’m definitely interested in finding out.

Something about you keeps pulling me back. Must be that smile. Or that personality. Probably both.

I don’t usually text first, but you’re the exception to all my rules.

Just so you know, you’ve been living rent-free in my thoughts all day. Time to pay up with a reply!

I have a theory that we’d have a really good time together. Want to help me test it?

Flirty messages keep things exciting and show you’re confident. Send one and watch the sparks fly!